FIRST DEGREE FRIEND OF FRIENDSHIP IS PLUS ONE

Heart Magnus or as fondly call Hearty heartbetter is plus one today being 28th day of October.

Heart is well described as "First degree Friend of Friendship" by an On-Socially personality because of her unique specially made characteristics.

She hales from Obubra local government area of Cross River State, A fresh graduate from the Prestigious Tedious  faculty of Law in Highly Tedious Unical.

Her simplicity, intelligence, tenderness and care towards people around her earns her the classic description as a "First degree Friend of Friendship".

Goodwill messages have been showered on her from numerous friends and lovely family members, though am yet to see a birthday message for her from "Mr A . C" but is okay heart, turn on the celebration louder. Moses brought us out from Egypt for happiness sake and let nothing stop that,anything that dares shall be crush like Egyptians.

Heart as you celebrate your day i just want to remind you that the Archangel kissed you on the very day you were born. I was not there but the Angel of God told me and that angel just whispered to me that Your blessings shall flourish you always, stay focus,be motivated, its the key to what your brain desires.

I should have left a joke for you to make your day but jokes brings smile that is attractive than money and you are smiling already hence i have done a joke. Ow you are not satisfied? You have to pay then but not on your birthday. Alright take this joke;

TEACHER : Heart i have told you to stop making noise but you won't, alright pick a paper and pen,write a letter to your friend in London inviting him for your birthday celebration.

HEART: sat action less
TEACHER: (angrily) Heart am talking to you, do what i say.
HEART: Sir please i don't do what is impossible.

TEACHER: What do you mean Kid? Writing has become impossible?

HEART: Sir writing is possible but my friend coming is very impossible ,moreover i don't have a friend in London except Buhari that's goes pia and comes fia very often. That guy is even damn old and a burden to celebrate birthday with me. Sir with due respect your question is wrong.

TEACHER: So tell me how do you invite someone then for your birthday celebration?

HEART: (excited) very good Sir, you do like Nollywood advert; "Heart Birthday party 2017, Heart birthday party 2017! Na who be heart eh, Heart Na the birthday girl oo,Where she there celebrate?, Na for female hostel o, don't miss the chance o,come see like Malabress the rock one corner dance, skelewu, Awilo eya yaaaa. Marketed and publicized Calabar wide by First Degree Friends group in collaboration with bring your birthday gifts group located in lane two off strong understanding of Mr teacher".

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEART, "I LOVE AND BELIEVE IN YOU".

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM