ARSENAL CONFIRMED THE SIGNING OF BUHARI FOR TWO NAIRA NO KOBO

Arsenal football club of England have today announced the signing of Buhari for a whooping fee of two Naira, no kobo.

The FA cup champions made the joyful declaration on it official page. Manager, Arsene Wenger said, "Buhari would be a big boast to the team and with his Change tactics,we will go far in securing the English Premier League trophy for the first time in 13years,i believed in the prolific striker".

When contacted Buhari spoke excitedly in his usual bad English & with the ball on his hands, "this is a dream come true, am ready for this mehn,my stay in London hasn't been in vain, am training hard,Rival Clubs like PDP and All Money looters sorry Chelsea and Man United should be ready because a prolific new boot has arrived to propel the competitiveness of the league".

However, report just coming in has it Buhari failed Arsenal Medicals and the contract was terminated. According to Arsenal Chief Medical Doctor, Ayodele Fayose ,"Buhari is not fit to play even an Orange,Wenger should demand for the return of the club money lavished on him".

Buhari was spotted in the medical room pleading with Dr. Fayose and offered a nice back hand of an envelope saying, "Doctor where am from money make everything possible including becoming a president". Dr Fayose got angry and shouted, "shut up you APC sickle cell rascal why has money not gotten you healthy & sensible, get out of here before you take Arsenal to Recessions of Relegation,I said get back fast to your life supporting machine".

Buhari left angrily back to his usual aboard(you know the aboard Na) in London and asked, ''Lai Mohammed !,Lai Mohammed !! did you see the drugs i kept on this table"?. "Yes Presido Buhari,i put them inside five Nigeria must go bags,come let's be going."

They were about entering the plane back to Nigeria when My neighbors shouted ''NEPAAA'' and woke me up from sleep.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM