BREAKING: ABA MANUFACTURES SEX DOLL

Aba just launched it manufactured sex doll few days after it went viral hence upholding their general knowledge and expectations on making newly inventions affordable.

The sex doll was formed after thorough work & named Nkechi, Nkechi the sex doll. According to Ugoçhukwu the manufacturer, Nkechi is capable of withstanding and delivery pleasure to any Nwanem in the mood despite how she looks.

Ugochukwu added that Nkechi is available at a cheaper rate compare to what is sold in ''ogbodo oyibo''. When doubt arose on efficiency of Nkechi despite the manufacture's sure words, An interested buyer was allowed to test Nkechi.

The buyer verdict after the test was not satisfactory and had to repeat the test because Nkechi was not wet, too stiff and stood one sided.

After the repetition, the buyer Concord Nkechi was no matter the Aba made, Sex doll ''okwenu''. His remark attracted many buyers who came with arose penis demanding for a test before payment which Ugochukwu accepted but was made wise after two of the buyers refused to buy because Nkechi wasn't sweet nor wet but was humming in egbo language ''Chinekeh,Chinekeh, Awou lam, awou lam o''(am finish).

Ugochukwu had introduced a new style of testing call look, pay & carry. Nkechi is still available in Ugochukwu warehouse at number 6 Nebuchadnezzar road, opposite madam shekpe, Aba and its marketed & distributed nation wide by Am Tired of Slay Queens group in conjunction with Women Don Make Us Vex and strongly supported by Man Mumu Continues.

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