GOAT SLUMPED AND DIED IN OBUDU AFTER INHALING DUST

A goat has slumped and died in Obudu local Government Area of Cross River State after after inhaling sufficient unpleasant dust Also known as Udust.

The goat was on it way to "Atokbe market" with the owner when it bleat "maahh maah" and collapsed before the owner known as Ugbecity could say don't die, the goat stretched "pia pia" and passed out,leaving Ugbecity in tears and Lamentation like "Ahye, ubu ugi ah whou, ah pass out o" (My goat is dead).

Ugbecity exclamation attracted sympathizers who came rolling their tongues and salivating at the palatable beauty of the goat even at death but were disappointed as Ugebecity returned it sorrowfully home for befitting burial.

The goat was finally buried in the stomachs of Ugbecity and family amidst tears & sweats induced by Cameron pepper.

Other goats in the area represented by their chair-goat known as "kipiti" cautioned other goats about careless movement in the period of "udust". His deputy known as "Kakpukpo" advised higher animals in the area call Man boasting as Digital Animal to end the dust else face their permanent migration from Obudu.

The goats message to Man got a famous drunk, Ben-ti exclaimed "What does that show?, Ahye..., Obudu My Obudu, our Udust matter don enter Udiscussion for Animal Ukingdom" While those who are more friends of goat in the mouth region pleaded with the goats to tolerate and stay put as any attempt to migrate would be a satisfaction of their friendship i:e a migration to the stomach with all protocols observed.

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