NEW YEAR JOKE

Last night in church for New Year Mass, it got to offertory time after so much deliberation on how the Christmas Celebration was and the call for repentance and forgiveness by the officiating priest as we stepped into the new year.

The choir represented by the collection of "few virgins & many post virgins" sang melodiously as we walked towards the offertory box to drop "our millions".

I began dancing seriously, causing go slow in the line. My fellow Christians and almost Christians marveled while some that couldn't tolerate me,overtook speedily.

The church warden walked like a pig and ordered me to move quickly but the lovely priest who is often seen blessing girls shouted "leave the happy young man to express his happiness".

I kept dancing even one corner and twenty corners,it was when the choir stopped singing and i was still dancing that everyone understood the inspiration. The priest exclaimed from the alter "eyaaa ,oh alcoholism is very bad", i replied with my always vocal readiness "No, Father Alcoholism itself is Music when music stopped".

I walked coded to my seat and the man beside me said "Zedicus Piro Supplements of the season", i said pardon. He change the foolish formation, "I mean happy Christmas in advance", i said again pardon, he replied "What's wrong with you, Am not pardon, am Don Pat wishing you supplement of the season A K A Happy Christmas & New Year in advance". I responded "Shame to you, Dumb Pat".

After dismissal from the church and Don Pat encounter, i was faced with usual wild jubilation and happy new year pleasantries. A little child approached me, "Uncle Words No Be Problem, please don't be offended, i have been hearing people mentioning New year! New Year!!, Please who is New Year?, Where is New Year from?,is he a musical celebrity?, How many songs have he sang? . I laughed so loud and told him New Year is "A guyo guyo that comes every 1st January with 12 Children, We don't see the guyo, we just feel it."

Happy New Year! You Will go far this year, the only thing you need is enough transport and Fuel.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM