WORDS ALMOST BECAME A PROBLEM

In my usual friendly nature of honoring people invitation to event i went to my neighbor's church after declining and hesitating earlier. I could see the joy on his face as we move along the road to his church,it then occurred to me nothing excite these generational church goer like honoring their invitation. The joy was too obvious that i had to ask "Neighbor Neighbor what's going on with this smile that's attractive than makeup",he replied "convincing a whole you to my church is worth being joyful". I kept quiet and wished he knows what's on my mind.

We soon got to the church and it started raining heavily,other members and passersby ran in with starched cloths and makeup faces to sick for shelter. Pastor began the Fellowship since the rain wouldn't stop. "Brethren welcome to Mountain of fire ministry church,its not a mistake that you're here,its the holy spirit that have used the rain to lead you here. Please our service section is always brief. Sit down and join us." That was the pastor voice who spoke with beautiful accent that attracted everyone and introduced himself as Pastor Akan Li.

The service began and his sermon got everyone attention including myself. He was brief as promised and it got prayer time. I saw members adjusting their belts and women tiring their wrapper stronger. I asked my neighbor what's going on,is it not just prayer abi Na fight?. He smiled and told me its not just a prayer but holy ghost fire pack prayer. They began shouting and jumping fire fire fire fire,everywhere fire fire fire fire of the holy ghost ,repeatedly untop their voices. The pastor pointed at me brother Zedicus Piro the holy spirit have directed you take over the leading of the prayer section. My mouth remain opened and was motionless. He repeated brother Zedicus Piro am talking to why are you in such position? I said Pastor Akan lie sorry Akan Li don't mind me this how i behave when the holy spirit speaks through someone to me but pastor is it holy spirit that told you my name too Abi Na neighbor spirit?. I didn't wait for an answer, i jumped and said every problems in your life die by fire fire fireeeeeeeee, they all responded fireeeee ,the pastor said join your brother in canceling every problems in your life, they shouted a big fire as i kept displaying.

After few minutes of prayers and shouting fire,I stopped since the pastor had already said its always a brief service. I was about walking to my sit when the pastor shouted halt there,its not over,keep praying,I said pastor i didn't eat to this place,i only came here with assured hope that You will emulate Jesus feeding of the five thousand.

I reluctantly continued the prayers again. I said repeat fire after me
In Your Homes they shouted Fire
In Working places,they echoed a big Fire
In Nigeria they responded Fire
In Abuja they Shouted Fire
In The North,a bigger Fire
In Cross River,They jumped shouted Fire
In Calabar South, they kept quiet
I repeated in Calabar South, No Response
I got angry and shouted on top my voice, In Calabar South, they replied God punish you,one of the rain hiders got angry and said may "Fire fire your beards". Pastor walked up to me, Zedicus Piro Calabar South has seen enough Fire, choose another location else words will soon fully be a problem today. I quickly shouted In "egbo" smoking joints ,They replied Fire your colleagues.
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MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM