AYADE TO LAUNCH MINISTRY OF WORDS NO BE PROBLEM

Sequel to the era of new amazing ministries initiation in Nigeria, the digital cum third world Governor of Cross River State, Prof Ben Ayade has completed arrangements to launch Words No Be Problem ministry.

The ministry is vested with the objective of clearing cultural, political and other prejudices in the state and also foster Words to those often dumb by conditions.

The ministry of Words No Be Problem as clearly expatiated by the amiable Governor would achieve positive criticism both on issues that concerns governance, business and family affairs in order to reduce and possible eradicate frequent business disagreements, exchange of blows cum arrests.

Update from the new ministry initiation says it has just been launched and Zedicus Piro announced as the first Commissioner of Words No Be Problem Ministry.

The appointment of Zedicus Piro is known to be strictly on merit and not politically influence as speculated on BBC and CNN.

A News man caught up with Zedicus Piro on assumption in office.

NEWS MAN: "Congratulations Zedicus Piro, you assumed office yesterday,how was your last night like?".

ZEDICUS PIRO: "Thank You, last night,I had a dream, a snake was chasing me. I ran with all my commissioner zeal appreciating God for the gift of long legs. It got to a point, i stopped and became fearless with released of prayers.

The short snake turned into Ayade, i asked angrily, Mr Governor what are you doing coming to me in snake form?. He stammered and babbled words like Electoral returning officer that is announcing a rig election, I ordered speak immediately or i fire you with holy ghost fires. He said please don't fire me, I just want to inform you to mix some lite sweet words for Cross Riverians to vote for me in 2019. I got more angry and replied, its that why you come to me in the form of snake, do you want words to become a problem? you are full of wrong choices. He apologized and asked what should he do to stop wrong approaches to things, I heartily told him to do 100 hail Mary, 50 Lord's Prayer and 30 Glory be to our Father."

NEWS MAN: "Well done Zedicus Piro, you did well but is that not a snake beside you?".

ZEDICUS PIRO: "If not that am a commissioner of Words No Be Problem, i for tell you say mae God punish you with thunder brighter than the wedding gown of a slay queen that finally marries."

LESSON: Our intentions though good would be consider as deadly wrong if our approach to a situation is wrong. People are force to judge our approaches as our intentions. Intention launches approach. Launch yours properly.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM