ANGRY OBUDU MAN ATE 16 EGGS AFTER DUST CONDEMNED HIS WHITE ATTIRE

An angry Obudu man has eaten 16 eggs after dust stained his favorite white cloths beyond renew by even a washing engine.

The man identified as Agba Atia was on his way to his ex girlfriend wedding when dust enhanced by the passage of a SUV jeep that carried the bride rounded him up giving his white inherited cloths a brown color hence ending his wedding guest agendum.

It was gathered that Agba Atia fell to the dusty ground in his exhibition of anger hence worsening the condition of the whites close inherited from his dad and intended to pass it on to his son.

Agba Atia who spoke to zedicuspiroblog said "Am angry, the white cloths were handed to me by my father after he attended his ex wedding and this dust have condemned the precious material culture. What will i hand over to my son now?,Eh because the way he is equally foolish in the brain,A girl will break his heart."

Agba Atia had just finished talking when he ran into a shop,bought eggs ranging 16 in number and began eating very uncordial. People were shocked but those who knew him shouted "Oh Agba Atia is very angry again but today eggs plenty, oh dah dah".

Agba Atia finished the eggs within fifteen minutes and a man who said he knows Agba Atia very well ran away but most people didnt understand till Agba Atia produce a record fart that got everyone running for their dearest lives.

The man who ran first later explained to those who caught up with him that he saw when Agba Atia lifted his ass up as usual when he's about making a rugged production.

Agba Atia had an express way home as everyone adjusted properly. On arrival in his house, he was advised to visit the toilet which he did but such advise became regrettable as his family and neighbors scattered like devils that heard the Name Jesus with handkerchiefs around their nostrils for i no die reason. 

Agba Atia was summoned immediately in a local court in Obudu following charges of public indecency and attempting genocide. Agba Atia made some productions in the court that got the Magistrate passed a verdict, eggs should never be sold to Agba Atia again till death part him.

Agba Atia was quickly tagged "Unim Abung 1 of Obudu" which he acceptable stupidly and urged the Known authority to end the dust in Obudu.

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