THE FORMULATION

"Kprah kprah kprah", we the tenants hailed as landlord & his almost beautiful lady walked in to take their sits for the scheduled new year compound meeting amidst thoughts and rumors of rent increment tag "the annunciation".

Landlord soon began in his usual pleasantries understood to be a path to the annunciation but disappointed our expectations by revealing its a summon to appraise us of the new rules in the compound.

We were not still satisfied as our suspicious grew stronger for the annunciation. The landlord in his effik given voice continued talking "Dearest tenants last year witness so much quarrels and fighting in the compound and as part of steps to combat that, i and my lovely non-ugly wife have set N5,000 as find for fighting and N1000 with a crate of mineral & two bottles of groundnut for quarreling from now onward."

I shouted "oh dah", Landlord asked, Zedicus Piro why are shouting, i said "Landlord 'Ku ya sek'(no vex) this is how i react when i see enjoyment ahead".

The meeting ended happily against our thoughts for fulfillment of annunciation but the meeting was quickly name the formulation. 

After the formulation, it was like angel of trouble kissed me, i doubled my known fame for trouble and was working very coded like a secret service agent instigating trouble among my neighbors who never disappointed me with their constant quarrels.

My stomach experienced good changes with the formulation, as no day passes by without eating free groundnut, my favorite groundnut and minerals surplus enough to take care of my visitors. It kept working for me and i almost began retailing minerals.

It continued like that till one faithful morning that things started going south for me. My neighbor came and picked a quarrel with me and with my constant busy mouth, i gave him some words. They assembled and collected our find.

The following day, another neighbor came again giving me trouble, i kept quiet but she never stopped and it got to extent i shouted "what....?". They gathered again and collected our find despite how i tried to explained.

Two days later being Sunday that is known for enjoyment in Nigeria,appetite was probably high in the compound but there was general silence. Landlord was caught with a girl. I quickly said thank you Jesus and kept both eyes on them through my window.

The wife exploded vocally and almost set to fight but quickly remember the rule and began acting like a dumb and deaf, demonstrating signs of abuse to his husband while the husband was equally producing signs of apology, before you can say quarrel is bad, we crawled like cripples with our appetites and sat for the collection.

The landlord then asked "Zedicus Piro anybody quarrel"? , I said "yes o,Some unreal deaf & dumb". Landlord provoked, "you call me a deaf & dumb?". I said "Stop it Sir, Stop it Mr Landlord before they say we are quarrelling".

LESSON: Laws are made by us and for us,respect each and manipulate non for favoritism sake.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM