FOR YOUR LAUGHTER: CHEATING ZEDICUS PIRO
Every Man cheat but No Man is a cheat until he/she is caught. No reasonable man desires to be caught hence making the act looking highly coded.
Despite the secrecy of cheating, It will still be revealed because we believe nothing hides forever but looking outside the believe, I see Love as an emotional connection that carries lenses,torchlight & telescope to see beyond restrictions.
Furthermore, Lovers is a pair of people well connected to the extent of feeling whatever is going on in each other, yes, except they're pretenders in lovers attire.
In my quest to cheat which was almost successful but maim by the wireless connection call love existing between me & my only girlfriend. I was in The Place, P with the beautiful only in bed girl, ready to fulfilled her description.
My phone rang, i picked it up and spoke slowly and romantic as usual to kick away suspicion like polio. My girlfriend repeated how are you thrice, i was anxious in my guilty conscience but maintained calmness while the other girl with me was busy distracting me with some romance.
The call ended with a tradition of ''I Love You & I Love You too'' which was normal to the girl beside me because the relationship was already define. I quickly went back to the business but her Call came again five minutes later.
''My girlfriend must be a witch or water-leaf repented witch'', I thought within. I reluctantly picked the call again and discovered it wasn't deliberate but my guilty involvement won't allow me. I was about ending the call when i heard romantic sound from the background. I adjusted immediately and increased the call volume from where i lowered it, I heard ''honey you're killing me''.
My Follow come collapse & went back to it normal length. I shouted ''Litiam can you hear me'' but there was no response. I ended the call and called back,it was quickly received, A male voice said , ''honey your phone is ringing'', I almost fainted but waited patiently to realized it was call divert. Oh rah, am yet to forgive MTN.
I dialled her number again, Someone picked, ''Afor gye''(who are you), I said ''hello Litiam is not Afor gye,its me your love'', the person said ''Afor gye Nsumkpo'' (what is it?), i responded ''Litiam i said its me, stop speaking Effik for me, the person replied Abodie,? I can't hear you o, wrong number''.
Call divert in critical moment as such?,I couldn't believe, i switched off the phone, On it quickly and dialed again. Someone picked again and was saying ''Afor gye, Afor gye'' (who are you?). I ended the call and stopped calling but my emotions to cheat was even gone. Few minutes later, Litiam called back, I picked the call,put it on loud speaker and was producing my usual sex track and unleashed the one she knows when the intercourse is highly sweet.
She shouted ''Hello, Hello Hello Litiam'' like a rapper. I was busy saying ''Mahmah you're killing me''. I felt the dying in her voice. She screamed, ''Litiam What are you doing''? I replied ''Afor gye''? She said ''Zedicus Piro its me your love'', i replied again ''Afor gye, Abodie, Nsumkpo''.
LESSON: Love existing between Man & Woman is like a recharge card, Recharge card is main for itself and just one user because if any figure is taken out of the card, it becomes worthless and no longer yours. Cheating makes Love worthless. Say No To Cheating.
MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM
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