ZEDICUS PIRO PROVOKES GOOGLE

A friend who is from Akwa Ibome State,Nigeria walked up to me very anxious and spoke in his God given effik intonation , ''Words No Be Problem borrow me your phone please, I want to search something in Yoogle.''

I screamed pardon, he repeated ''Yoogle'' excitedly. I collapse and relapse imaginatively but disrupted by his continuous persuading ,''gimme the Yoogle Na nbok,I learnt they know everything''.

I gave the phone to him and he typed conveniently, ''Dearest Google where is my wife right now?". Google referred him to history about wives,meaning of wife and responsibilities. 

Effiom typed again but very specifically , ''dearest google,i have not seen nor heard from my wife for three days, Please where is my wife queen Lizy i:e Queen Elizabeth?. Google responded, ''Queen Elizabeth is currently on Vacation in Singapore''. Effiom got angry, '' My queen Lizy in Singa-Pot, na juju she the do inside? this Yoogle is outdated, they're talking eseme nonsense''.

Effiom handed over the phone to me and i decided to check if the Google is still Alright. I felt like his nice foolishness was equally handed over to me.

I searched When is Jesus Christ coming again? Google referred me to bible scriptures and people opinions. I typed back, ''i want yours not others''. They responded, ''where are you reading this?'', I said ''on my phone''. They replied, ''come o,who are you self?''.

I laugh and replied, ''I thought you know everything''. Google didn't answer me again. I typed back again, ''When is Christ Coming?''. Google provoked, ''What is it? you no the go church,leave us alone,go ask your pastors,Google are not prophets.''

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM