OBUDU MAN DISOWNED WIFE AFTER HE SAW DUST IN HER PANT

A Man who lives & hails from Obudu Local Government Area of Cross River State has sorrowfully disowned wife after he found dust in her pant.

It was gathered that the man identified as Ugbecity was fully in the state of resource sharing with his kaki highly unequal & projected in the waist region following the friendly harmattan but was disappointed when he quickly pulled the wife pant as usual to find dust comfortable flying about.

Ugbecity shouted ''blood of Jesus'' while the wife who felt he was humming said "darling are you feeling it". Ugbecity exclaimed ''yes,am feeling it,your vagina now produce dust'' and misunderstood it to a be deliberate dirty act by the wife with ''I no do again'' as the only penalty.

The wife tried to explained but Ugbecity was as serious as cancer and heaped her ''bend down picked cloths'' out of his house.

The sad incident attracted sympathizers and appeasers but Ugbecity was relentless on his decision, saying its a dirty act and breach of sexual emotions.

The wife who has just become former wife has returned to her Father's edifice amidst explanation that it was a lowry that conveyed the dust through the mini skirt to her pant while she sat by the compound receiving fresh air and forgot to bath because of the cool. 

Her explanation got a popular Obudu drunk shouted ''Oh dah,dust don finished marriage, Ayeh''.

Wives in Obudu have call on the known authority to put an end to the dust and advised themselves to wear pampers to protect their pants & marriages if need be.

Ugbecity was still very angry with the wife when i woke up from sleep.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM