FOR YOUR LAUGHTER ONLY

Last week Saturday, i closed from my hustle very early. When i got home, i realize all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me some hours but i did finish washing everything, Shirts,soaks, trousers and boxers.

The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied around my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. I decided to sit outside and watched my clothes since am living in "face me ah face you" before Chally and eyen inoh(thieves) in the compound will vanish smartly with my clothes like ballot boxes.

I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour whom i don't trust. I put the mat on my veranda and sat with my phone posting on Facebook as usual. I did not know when sleep off me.

I heard female voices saying "see small follow come" while the other countered her, "it's a lie, look fine, its very big". The other said "could it be Our Zedicus Piro is now mad or is it one of his foolish surprises?". All that appeared like a dream to me.

I managed to wake comfortable after the deep sleep with gratitude to the breeze and quickly realized that the towel had loosed off, breeze had vamoose it to a far place and the voices i heard were that of people fetching water at the tap close to my room.

I looked at them and they pretended to mind their businesses i:e as if they were not looking. One of the girl shouted "Words No Be Problem are you okay"?. That was when my sense arrived from the village of sleep and i ran inside my room with my both hands covering my "follow come resources" that was reacting to waking up from sleep.

After some moments, i heard a knock on my door, behold it was one little girl who brought my towel and said "Uncle Words No Be Problem, take your towel,it was flying "pia pia" while you slept like my dady whenever he told my mumy 'i have come' and they will both wear their pants. Uncle please always remember to wear your pant eh".

Honestly, Only God knows how many of them had snapped me and used as a display picture on social media as i laid like a goat that motor killed on the road. I haven't stepped out since then o. Shame won't let me,Please notify Your Words No Be Problem of any vacant room in your compound but please don't tell your neighbors my story.

HAPPY WEEKEND!!!

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM